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We, as some of our fellow Chiefs, are the kind of coin collectors that you can see from a distance. The one with the pockets bulging (get your mind out of the gutter), the different carry for every day of the week kind of collector, and when you see a new coin you "Gotta Have it" like a Cold-stone Ice cream size.

It's not like we mean to be this way, we just can't be any other way. If you know that Chief or you happen to be that Chief, this is the coin to carry and remind everyone who you are and what you're willing to do for that Unicorn Coin!